Courtesy of Douglas Hill
Please Excuse the Parodies of some of the Lackluster Newspapers

Springfield News

Eugene Register Guard

The Oregonian

Willamette Weekly

Bandon Curry Pilot

Corvallis Gazebo Times

Cottage Grove Sentinel

Grants Pass Daily Courier

Gresham Outlook

Hermiston Herald

Hood River News

Klamath Falls Herald News

Seattle Times

Woodburn Independent

Wallowa County Chieftain



ABC News
CBS News

CNN

PBS

Fox News

KATU News

KGW News

KOIN News

KPTV News

MSNBC

Bend Bulletin

The Gorge News

Willamette Weekly

Albany Democrap Herald

Alaska Daily News

Lebanon Express

Lincoln City News Guard

Local Free Press

Madras Pioneer

McMinnville News Register

Medford Mail Tribune

Newport News Times

Oregon Daily Emerald

Salem Statesman Urinal

Seaside Signal

Sisters Nugget News

Tillamook Headlight Herald

The Daily Astorian